Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

moment of silence to those who accidently put their headphones into the mic spot while watching porn on high volume

internetexplorers:

i wish i was really small so i could sleep on a pretty little flower like a venus fly trap so it’d eat me and i would die (◡‿◡✿)

(via lopezhummel)

unfollower:

if you heard about slenderman before it got really popular that shit was horrifying like there was little to no content besides marble hornets which wasn’t all that popular yet and nobody joked around about him it was just scary

(via not-a-comedian)

so apparently my teacher talked about how parents used to sell their kids for money and i just think that my parents would have the hardest time selling me like ‘girl for sale. doesnt do much. must have internet connection’

pyreclaws:

prettyinpinkprep:

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

You are the best role model what are you talking about

(via bbanditt)